stuff about me, which I didn't make up, but someone else did....
i feel pretty, oh so pretty...
rubbish that occurs to me that I feel the need to publish on the intermaweb...
ok, so "tour dates" is a bit of an exaggeration. gigs is what it is...
like when someone punches you in the head, only not the same...
things I said I did, which may or may not be true...
is a little village in North West Bedfordshire, where hobbits roam freely, and tinned spam is rife...